Wątek: Nie po polskiemu

[lukasz.nowicki]

Arab at the airport:
- Name?
- Osama ibn Ramzani.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast

[POWER]

PINOCCHIO had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about splinters when they were having sex.  Pinocchio, therefore, went to visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a little sandpaper wherever indicated and Pinocchio skipped away enlightened. A couple weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?" Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"

[lukasz.nowicki]

Myślałem raczej o dowcipach trudnych do przetłumaczenia - w sensie, że gubią swój sens po zaserwowaniu ich po polsku, no ale dobra...

[POWER]

Sorki takich miałem pełno- nie pojąłem intencji autora tematu. Faktycznie to około 70 procent dowcipów traci sens po ich przetłumaczeniu na Polski.

[lukasz.nowicki]

Luz, ważne, że już wiadomo o co chodzi

The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a University of Alabama Law School graduate from an upper crust family; well-bred, well-connected, and all that goes with it. The other finalist was a redneck from Auburn University in Alabama.

The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word "Timbuktu."

The Duke graduate went first. About thirty seconds after the clock started, he jumped up and recited the following poem:

"I was a father all my life,
I had no children, had no wife,
I read the bible through and through
on my way to Timbuktu..."

The audience went wild! How they wondered could the redneck top that?

The clock started again and the redneck sat in silent thought. Finally, in the last few seconds, he jumped up and recited:

"When Tim and I to Brisbane went,
we met three ladies cheap to rent.
'cos they were three and we were two,
so I booked one and Tim booked two..."